There’s a bird that chirps all night long here, in varying tones like one of those car alarms from the 1990s. It’s infuriating and I hear it every night, whenever I try to sleep. I hear it less in the daytime, so I’m assuming it’s a night bird.
I was so frustrated just now that I was moved to poetry. Ahem:
My sleep is interrupted
by a songbird every night,
my sleep is interrupted,
by a songbird in street light,
my sleep is interrupted,
as he sings away the night,
my sleep is interrupted,
and I wish I had a good bow and arrow to shut that fucker up.
Thank you, and good night.
Whimsy. Tacos. The DMV. 
Is this it? It’s called Chuck Will’s Widow. They sing all night long.
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Nope, mine had more variance in the calls.
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I’ve had mockingbirds sing in my area all night long. They cover the whole spectrum. Boy, are they irritating in the middle of the night!
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You’re quite sure it ISN’T a Nissan Cherry?
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Nice! Way to turn that bird-hatred into something positive!
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I would never actually hurt a bird in real life, but man I wish that critter would go away.
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