Wynwood Art District, Miami

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Despite living in South Florida for most of my life, I’d never been to the Wynwood Art District before this trip.  Amelie took me down there earlier this week because she thought I would enjoy it, and she was right.

Wynwood is a neighborhood in Miami, a little bit north of downtown Miami.  The Wynwood art district contains over seventy galleries, five museums, three collections, seven art complexes, twelve art studios and five art fairs.  There are monthly art walks, and more.

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The really cool thing about Wynwood, though, is the walls.  The outer walls of the buildings throughout Wynwood are painted by artists.  On a regular basis, the walls are white-washed, and the cycle of art continues.

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This next wall was done by Sheperd Fairey, the guy who created the Obama HOPE poster and some other well known art memes.

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Some of the art is colorful.

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Some of it is really colorful.  This one is my favorite from the area.  I love how the paint “bleeds” onto the sidewalk and over the rocks in front of it.

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I can’t look at this one without squealing, “Yellow pig!”

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This piece isn’t a painting-  the face is carved into the wall.  The picture that follows is a close-up of the eye.

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The largest concentration of artsy walls is guarded by flat tin alien dudes.

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The design on this one is pretty nifty.

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I walked past this three times without noticing the woman’s genitalia- I was too focused on tthe butterflies in the upper right corner.  It wasn’t until I looked at the picture on my computer that I saw the other bits.

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On this piece, the very first thing I noticed was the key in the bottom-most hand.  I still wonder what it opens.

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This cafe is fronted by very colorful apparitions that look like they’re trying to escape.  The little red one furthest to the left looks like he’s making it.

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It took me .0003 seconds to notice (and laugh at) the little yellow dude’s penis, because I am apparently ten years old.

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I think an octopus would make an amazing plumber.

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I didn’t spot the kitty right away when I walked by this one.  There are actually several cats hiding on this wall, and I didn’t notice any of them until Amelie pointed them out to me.

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The “Road Trip” painting is across the street from Panther Coffee, a pretty great place to stop for some java or tea.

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Also across the street from Panther Coffee:  Someone hung this little guy up on the overhead lines.

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Ah, Miami life.  A man walks his two little dogs.  I dig the tiny sweater on the second dog.

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When I was growing up, ice cream trucks would roam the neighborhoods playing a jingly version of “The Entertainer”  and enticing us to eat sugary confections.  In these modern times, the ice cream and the jingly musical sound are the same, but the trucks have been replaced by pedal power.

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Even on the side streets, Wynwood has some amazing work.  The clouds on this explosion of color are fantastic.

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There’s a fine, fine line between art and graffiti.  I’m not entirely sure which side of that line this wall occupies.

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As we left, the clouds started to get a little bit ominous.  This has the added bonus of making this last photo look amazing.

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Does your city have a dedicated art district?

Family Time In Florida

I’ve been in South Florida now since the first of November, and I just have a few days left to soak it all in before I head back to Germany. (Just in time for Christkindlmarkt season, though!)

The centerpiece of this visit home was my father’s 75th birthday party.  This picture contains my immediate siblings and my dad.  It’s rare for all of us to be in a photo at the same time these days.  Dad really doesn’t look 75, does he?

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Another highlight of this trip has been seeing my niece again.  She was born less than a year before I moved to Germany, and she’ll be three in a few weeks.  I’ve missed two thirds of her life so far, but she warmed up to me pretty quickly.  I suspect she recognized in me another three year old to hang out with.

 

 

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Are you close to your family?

 

Germany’s Most Dangerous Export: Kinder Surprise Eggs

Whenever I go from Germany to the US, people ask me to pick up certain items and bring them with me.   I’ve brought German beer and chocolate to the US.  I’ve taken Abercrombie & Fitch sweatpants back to Germany.    I try to fill the requests when I can, but on this trip, there’s one request that I had to refuse.

I was asked to bring Kinder Überraschung, also called Kinder Surprise Eggs.  A Kinder Egg  contains a layer of chocolate surrounding a layer of white chocolate, which contains a toy inside a small plastic chamber.  The toys are often cross-marketed, so you might see a Barbie Kinder Egg one week, and a Star Wars Kinder Egg the next.

I had to say no, however, because they’re entirely illegal in the United States.

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Kinder eggs have been illegal in the United States for 75 years, even though they’re only forty years old. (They were first made in Italy in 1973 as Kinder Sorpresa.)   The fine for bringing in these black market chocolates can be as high as $2,500 per egg.

The reason for this illegality is the 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, which says that food sold in the United States cannot have an embedded non-food item.  A sample alert that specifically covers the Kinder eggs says that “imbedded non-nutritive objects in these confectionary products may pose a public health risk as the consumer may unknowingly choke on the object.”

I’ve already misplaced the report which sourced this next detail, but United States Customs and Border Protection said that in 2011, they seized more than 60,000 Kinder Eggs from travelers’ baggage and from international mail shipments.  That’s an awful lot of hot chocolate.

The long-standing illegality of Kinder Eggs has actually prompted a new product in the United States.  The Choco-Treasure is almost exactly the same as a Kinder Egg, but the Choco-Treasure gets around the law by having a plastic seam visible on the egg.  Since the non-food portions are not completely embedded in the chocolate, the new eggs aren’t illegal in the US.     I haven’t tried a Choco-Treasure egg, but I suspect that comparing Choco-Treasure to Kinder Überraschung is a lot like comparing Mr. Pibb to Doctor Pepper-  one is just a cheap imitation of the other.

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Have you tried a Kinder Egg?  What toy did you get from inside?

Miami arrival.

This is why I hate Miami International Airport.

On Friday, I landed at around 3:20 in the afternoon.    The passport control line took roughly two minutes.  After two minutes of waiting, the passport control guy apologized to me for the delay-  goodness, I missed American customer service.  I was all the way to the baggage claim a few minutes later.

I spent the next hour waiting for my suitcase to come off the carousel.  I try not to check a bag when I travel for exactly this reason, but I brought beer with me back to the US, and that had to be in a checked bag.  The carousel was spitting out bags for the entire hour-  an Airbus A380 holds a LOT of people.  In Frankfurt, there were three separate jetways going to the A380.  This aircraft is HUGE! But I digress…

After my suitcase finally appeared, the customs line took about four minutes.  It took me another ten or fifteen minutes to get through the little tram-thing that takes you to the rental car center, and then I spent another thirty or forty minutes in line for the rental car.

I hit the road at around 5:20 pm, two hours after my flight landed, and drove directly into Miami rush hour traffic.

Do you have any favorite or least favorite airports?  Do you have any particularly amazing or horrible airport experiences?

s’Baggers: A Rollercoaster Restaurant in Nuremberg

Quick edit in February 2017:  I just learned that the restaurant in Nuremberg is no longer open to the public.  It’s being used as a training site by the parent company.  http://www.rollercoasterrestaurant.com/ has a list of other locations.

There is a restaurant in nearby Nuremberg called s’Baggers where you order your food on a touchscreen and the food is delivered to your table automatically on metal rails.  Apparently, Rollercoaster Restaurants are a growing industry.  The company behind the design of s’Baggers is making one of these in Dubai, and there are also restaurants like this in Hamburg and Dresden.

I love restaurants with gimmicks.  I’m a huge fan of revolving restaurants, for example.   Needless to say, I wanted to try this place as soon as I learned that it existed.  I contacted my favorite Nuremberg resident, Heather from Heather Goes Deutsch, to see if she and her boyfriend wanted to try the restaurant as well.  They did, and we made plans to try the place out.

The front entrance is bright and friendly, as a family friendly restaurant ought to be.

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Inside, the rails that lead from the kitchen to each table are looped artfully around the room.

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There’s a center column that goes to the downstairs tables, and a fast track where the occasional container would loop upside-down for a moment.  The rope-lighting would change colors and flash on and off to let you know the fast dishes were about to come through.

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There are no waiters.  At your table, you order via a touch screen.  The menu is quite huge; there’s a wide variety of food available.

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Once your order is selected, you put your meal card into the attached card reader.  This card is given to you when you walk into the restaurant, and anything you put on it is paid for when you leave.  Vapiano uses the same type of card system, so if you’ve ever eaten at one of those restaurants, you’re familiar with this setup.

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The kitchen staff is amazingly fast.  Our beverages were out no more than three or four minutes after concluding the order, and the food came out very quickly after that.  Main dishes often had terrifying sparklers attached as they came down the rails.  A little colored flag attached to each dish lets you quickly spot whether it’s yours or not.

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Most entrees came out in one or two little pots like this one.  I had a chicken and rice dish with vegetables in a nice peanut sauce.  The rice came in one of these pots, and the chicken and vegetables in another.

I was a little worried that the restaurant would rely on their novelty and that the quality would be mediocre, but I was very pleasantly surprised.  The food was amazing.  From their website:

“Our chef and his team of 11 cooks place great value on a fresh and careful low-fat preparation of all dishes and never use glutamate, preservatives or colouring additives. They only buy fresh, high-quality ingredients from selected suppliers of the local region, including organic produce.”

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Heather ordered a pumpkin soup, and it came down the rails in this little jar.

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Underneath the rail system on each table is an enormous lazy susan containing plates, bowls, napkins, silverware, and a bottle opener.  The section visible to the right of the plates is also where you put empty pots, used plates, and so forth-  staff from the restaurant would come by periodically to empty out that section.

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While most of the beverages came down the rails, every once in a while somebody would order something that had to be hand carried, like this cocktail.

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I ordered dessert after my main course, a freshly baked hot brownie with some vanilla ice cream.  It came in a tall glass like the one above.  It was the most delicious brownie I have eaten in more than a year.

Seriously, you guys, check this place out.  You really won’t regret it.

Have you ever eaten at a rollercoaster restaurant?  What’s your favorite type of novelty restaurant?