The Tokyo Robot Evening Cabaret Show

Perhaps one of the single most touristy things that I did in Japan was to go to the Tokyo Robot Evening Cabaret Show in the Kabukicho entertainment district of Shinjuku. This was the single most over-the-top show I’ve ever seen, without exaggeration.

It was on my walk to find this attraction that I spotted Godzilla on the Toho building.   I also liked the Taito Station building’s lights.

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I think that the people behind the Robot Cabaret Show had a brainstorming session to figure out what Americans would like, and then they put all of it into the show.  All of it.  Very colorful signs?  Check.

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A Daft Punk knockoff band in the waiting lounge before the show?  Check!

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A waiting room that looks like Las Vegas drank too much Absinthe and threw up all over the ceiling?  That’s a big check!

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Each admission to the show includes a ticket for a single drink.  I chose Ninja Lager, because it had ninjas on the bottle.

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After a little while, you are seated for the 90 minute show.  First up, Taiko drums!

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…with lots of led lights, naturally.

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It wouldn’t be Japan without a dragon, right?

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I think these guys were supposed to represent samurai warriors, but it wasn’t ever clear to me.

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Vaguely geisha-like dancing girls and punk-looking dancing girls on the same stage?  Check again!

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Kung-Fu Panda riding a giant Cow to fight the evil robots?  That’s a ridiculous check!

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Elemental girl riding a dragon…. because why not.

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She dismounts the dragon and fights the bad guy with a giant hammer thingie.

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Next up, a spider queen, I think.  You can tell because of all the extra arms.  And the giant spider.

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We can’t leave the giant sharks out of it.   They do their part in chomping the bad guys.

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Plus giant snakes.  I think the point was supposed to be that nature defended itself.

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Next, for some inexplicable reason, extremely creepy clowns!  Check!

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The Taiko drummers have returned with a regular drum set.

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In the second half of the show, we get more robots.  Lots more.

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Plus neon dancers.  These were pretty cool, actually.

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Just when you think it can’t possibly get more ridiculous, the Superman logos start to appear.  On the dancing girls.

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On the robot with the clown afro wig.

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It’s time for the big neon Superman robot finale!

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The robots and the Superman dancing girls are living in harmony now!

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The screens on the robots all have the Superman logo showing up on a field of stars now.

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Robot Superman himself does a fly-by, to shower his blessings of superness on the dancing girls and robots below.

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…and suddenly, it’s Superman logos everywhere!  Even on the walls behind the audience!

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Would Robot Superman win in a fight against Kung-Fu Panda riding a Giant Cow?

Further Drachenstich

Each year, the town of Furth im Wald holds a festival called Drachenstich, or Spearing the Dragon.    Part of the main street is fenced off to become an arena, and the town performs one of the oldest folk plays in Germany.  The original version goes back to 1590, but the play has been revised along the way- once in 1951, and again around 2007.  The festival is so ingrained into the city’s identity that the signs leading into town focus on the Drachenstich.

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The story in the play focuses on the evils of war-  the dragon is good and kind in the beginning of the story, but gets a taste for blood after the humans start to kill one another, until eventually there’s a traditional hero type (Udo, in this story) saving his love from becoming a Dragon-snack.  It’s a pretty big spectacle.

Before I get further into the pictures, let’s talk about the dragon-  after all, this is the real reason that I wanted to see Drachenstich in the first place.  The dragon is quite new, and holds the world’s record for largest four-legged walking robot.  It’s 15.5 meters long, 4.5 meters tall, and it has a 12 meter wingspan.  It walks, blinks, breathes fire, roars, spreads its wings, waves its tail, and even bleeds at the appropriate point in the story.  It was manufactured by Zollner, which also makes some of the buses that I ride to work every day.

We arrived to Furth and parked the car just in time to catch the Dragon-wranglers bringing the dragon up the street toward the Drachenstich arena.  For up-the-street transport, the dragon was on a custom wheeled base-  the walking speed is less than two kilometers per hour, which would have been interminably slow up that hill.

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The two guys in the brown shirts in this picture are the controllers-  I counted three different controllers with very large control boxes strapped to their chests.

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At the top of the hill, they ran some pre-show tests, including a little bit of flame.

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You can see the dude in the bottom right of this picture controlling the dragon’s head.

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The dragon’s face is really expressive.

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This is from the earlier part of the play, when the dragon is good and kind.

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The lady in the red head-dress would be the woman that Udo is rescuing by killing the dragon.  To be honest, I didn’t get a lot of the non-dragon parts of the story.  There was a lot of yelling and a repeating creepy feral girl from the first scene.  There were lots of horses, too.

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During the climactic final scene in the play, the dragon walks all the way into the arena, spreads its wings, and does battle with Udo.

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Flame on!

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The Drachenstich festival runs until 17 August, so there’s still time to see it this year.

Who’s your favorite dragon?